Funny Parent Greeting Card, Not First Born Joke

This funny parent greeting card is made for the family member who is proudly not the first born. The front reads, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Love, not your first born,” with two simple red heart outlines on a warm cream card front. It is playful, easy to understand, and a great fit for mom, dad, or parents who enjoy dry humor and a little family teasing.

What Is Included

• 1 folded greeting card
• 1 red envelope
• Packed inside an OPP bag

Product Details

The card measures 5.3 x 8 inches and is printed on 300 gsm paper. The clean black lettering keeps the joke readable, while the red envelope adds a bright finishing touch for gifting. The design is simple enough for birthdays, parent appreciation, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, or an everyday note when the joke fits your family dynamic.

Message and Inside

The front message is funny and family-focused, making it especially suitable from a daughter or son. The inside is blank, so you can write your own note for the occasion. Add a birthday message, a Happy Mothers Day or Happy Fathers Day note, a thank-you, an apology with humor, or a short handwritten message that feels personal.

Who It Fits

This card is best for a mom, dad, mother, father, or parent who will appreciate a clever “not your first born” joke. It works well as a humorous greeting card on its own or paired with a small gift, flowers, or a handwritten keepsake note.